Casual Workout Comic Gifts

'It's an exercise stimulator.'

Robber on treadmill

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pelobong

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Home Sweet Mortgage (worth more than the house).

Stork doing weight training.

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

Please seat to be weighted.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Check out my six pack.

Weightlifter

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"To maintain good cardiovascular health, you should aggravate the cat three to five times daily."

"How's your exercise class going?"

Tennis players.

'Like it'll do any good.'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'Your tonsils don't look good, but that's okay. Who's going to be looking at them?'

"I'm not sure what that feels like."

"It's easy to control your portions when they won't stop moving."

"I'm much better at exercising caution."

'Harold always finds a way to do things lying down.'