Funny Workout Buddy Gifts

Dad on running machine holds TV. Mum says: 'Well, at least we got him off the sofa.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Exercising

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Keep Fit.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

Academy.

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Exercises

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Work out buddies.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Now, will you train at the gym with me?'

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

"We constantly argue, go days without talking, and the sex is virtually non-existent."