Gym Buddy In Disguise Gifts

'Right... twenty squats and fifty press ups or no fit note.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Exercising

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Man and dog on treadmills.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Fitness Course.

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Steroids."

'That's our group plan.'

Shorts Dropping.

'Can't you spell? This is 'muscle beach.' You want 'M-U-S-S-E-L Beach.''

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."