Funny Fitness Friend Gifts

'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"Go back! You're going the wrong weigh."

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Dog Weightlifting

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Let me help you, dear."

Check out my six pack.

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

attorney at law

"Your health insurance only kicks in when you can run 100m in under 10 seconds."

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Life before fitness trackers.

Sports centre lift.

'What you need is some negative growth.'