Funny Fitness Friends Gifts

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

Keep Fit.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"I'm beached body ready."

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Cat Yoga.

attorney at law

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

Muscle Music.

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

The online exercise class was going rather well.

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

Aquarobics.

'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

Broadband developments

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?

"I'm not sure what that feels like."

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"

"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."