Fitness Friends With A Laugh Gifts

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

Muscle Music.

Health Club: For Regular People

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

The online exercise class was going rather well.

Aquarobics.

'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

'I hate when I'm on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button and I have to get off & eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.'

'Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours.'

"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."

Fast food

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

New Years Resolution.

"Oddly enough, It was swimming that hurt my back."

'Don't be afraid to crowd the plate.'

"This is the new 'fitness laptop.' It's so large, dragging it around is a great workout."

Unspeakable weight machine

Boxer