Funny Workout Buddy Pillows

Dad on running machine holds TV. Mum says: 'Well, at least we got him off the sofa.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Exercising

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Academy.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Exercises

'Now, will you train at the gym with me?'

Work out buddies.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

"We constantly argue, go days without talking, and the sex is virtually non-existent."

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."