Exercise Comic Gifts

"Seriously, I think you should just buy pepper spray."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pelobong

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

Weightlifter

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

"You could do with some weight training."

Check out my six pack.

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

"To maintain good cardiovascular health, you should aggravate the cat three to five times daily."