Belt Enthusiast Mugs

How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.

'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'

'How easy is it to get a belt ?'

Trousers. 'My trousers are higher than YOURS'

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Bench Press Accident

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Walking To School Simulator

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Money mangagement see-saw.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Tight Rope Ski Lift

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Frost advisory tonight.

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Life-Work Balance.

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'