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"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Bear at a vending machine

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"You're stealing the blanket."

Frost advisory tonight.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

'Why of course I won't hurt the nice man. Now run along and play.'

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

'I've seen thousands of picnics, but this one was special: It was a Teddy Bears' picnic...'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

'Oh, don't feel bad. They say it happens to all men at some point. But then again, I never did hear of it happening to a bear!'

'All right, on three everybody snarl.'