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I can't believe I'm waiting on a comic strip legend! Won't you take off that beret and let down your beautiful Prince Valiant hair? Perhaps later, back at my castle, fair damsel! Menu.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Cat Burglar

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Falstaff

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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Wordplay: In The Bag.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Hamlet

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Cheating Death.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."