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German Expressionist Breakfast

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'I had to make him my best man. He's my best friend.'

Let's do the continental.

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

Cheese Plaiters.

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

Artist dreaming about himself painting.

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

Reference and Economic Reference.

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

"My mom is French Canadian."

"I see water, lots of water... Oh wait. I see you suddenly realising that I'm just a mirage."

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

'You were right when you said that your horse would 'walk it'. He obviously did!'

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

'I see they're still trying to clone a bull market.'