Beret Believer Prints

What's the key to being a great artist, Al? Is it the beret? Don't be silly, Axel. It's the smock.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

German Expressionist Breakfast

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Sermon on the Grounds...

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'I had to make him my best man. He's my best friend.'

Let's do the continental.

Cheese Plaiters.

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

Artist dreaming about himself painting.

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

Nice toupee, Dr. Kapuchnik. But … is it honest? At least a toupee is honest about its dishonesty, Al. Compared to what? A beret.

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

Reference and Economic Reference.

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

"My mom is French Canadian."

"I see water, lots of water... Oh wait. I see you suddenly realising that I'm just a mirage."

You have the beret of a man half your age, Mr. Fusco.

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

I can't believe I'm waiting on a comic strip legend! Won't you take off that beret and let down your beautiful Prince Valiant hair? Perhaps later, back at my castle, fair damsel! Menu.

'You were right when you said that your horse would 'walk it'. He obviously did!'

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."