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'Who's the bastard, who started putting a lemon in bottle of beer.'

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

"Not more 'me time'?"

"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yes, I'm alone."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Statue fishing.

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"

"So, you're staying in then?"

Gardeners

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

Benefactor of children

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?"

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

'Have you got the time?'

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'