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'Who's the bastard, who started putting a lemon in bottle of beer.'

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

"Not more 'me time'?"

"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yes, I'm alone."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Statue fishing.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"

Superhero

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Gardeners

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

Benefactor of children

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.

"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."