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'Something on a floodplain, preferably.'

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'Thank you for calling the beaver institute. All our representatives are busy, but what did you expect?'

'Why beavers aren't good at water-skiing: I've got to stop chewing my skis.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'I'm giving whoever gnawed my desk in half three minutes to confess!'

Nothing on a stick vendor for beavers.

At least we've got plenty of food.

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?

'I need a new tooth brush.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Bee flying to another flower.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

Leadership never hibernates.

"That so turns me on."

"So, how long have you been trying?"