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'I'm not very hungry - just bring me some chopsticks.'

I Will Not Chew My Pencil

"So that's two votes for 'Love Actually' and 14 votes for 'A River Runs Through It.'"

'Unemployed! Need somebody beavering away for you?'

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

Welcome signs 'Beaverville, montana'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Beaver tower

"They’re real."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Pull the udder one

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"