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'I'm not very hungry - just bring me some chopsticks.'

I Will Not Chew My Pencil

"So that's two votes for 'Love Actually' and 14 votes for 'A River Runs Through It.'"

'Unemployed! Need somebody beavering away for you?'

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

Welcome signs 'Beaverville, montana'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"They’re real."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Pull the udder one

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Baby Bear.

Bear at a vending machine

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"