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'I'm a workaholic.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Bear at a vending machine

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Baby Bear.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"