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Wordilly Durdillies - Saturday night beaver

'Why beavers aren't good at water-skiing: I've got to stop chewing my skis.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Welcome Spring.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Beaver tower

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Bear at a vending machine

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Atomic Bear: Part 18

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

Atomic Bear: Part 26

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Atomic Bear: Part 12

The Modern Beaver Dam.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

The Off-Season

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."