Beavers Mugs

Wordilly Durdillies - Saturday night beaver

'Why beavers aren't good at water-skiing: I've got to stop chewing my skis.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Welcome Spring.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Bear at a vending machine

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The Modern Beaver Dam.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

The Off-Season

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'