Busy Beaver T-Shirts

Back log.

'My doctor gave me a prescription for a head cold but I don't have time for a head cold. Could you change this to something for the 24 hour flu?'

'We were too busy.'

"For the hundredth time, I'm sorry. It was dark, I was working fast..."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Beaver tower

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Worker ant's To Do list.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Why am I running?

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Too much for the school run?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

I drive, therefore I am.

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."