Busy Beaver T-Shirts

Back log.

'My doctor gave me a prescription for a head cold but I don't have time for a head cold. Could you change this to something for the 24 hour flu?'

'We were too busy.'

"For the hundredth time, I'm sorry. It was dark, I was working fast..."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Worker ant's To Do list.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Why am I running?

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Too much for the school run?'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

I drive, therefore I am.

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”