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"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Check out the old dude.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Eat Beef

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

LOOK BHIND U!

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

"Bears talk."

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '