Beret Admirer Mugs

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Falstaff

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'