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'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"He was a very good boy."

"You're such a good listener."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Love a Mutt

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

TSA Noah

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Bears

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"