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'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"He was a very good boy."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You're such a good listener."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Love a Mutt

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

TSA Noah

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"He's gone goth"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Spring Training

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Bears

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '