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'He wants a second opinion.'

'Forget the king's horses and all the king's men - call a vet!'

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Welcome to the Team

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

A day at the transgenic races

Koala

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I think we may be related!"

Bears going water skiing.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I found him on the internet.'