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'He wants a second opinion.'

'Forget the king's horses and all the king's men - call a vet!'

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Welcome to the Team

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

A day at the transgenic races

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I think we may be related!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."