Bracelet Collector Pillows

'My Medic - alert bracelet is turning my arm green!'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Beer Sergeant.

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

'I found a homing device in my wedding ring.'

'I do not spend that much time at the office.'

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

"Good dog!"