Bauble Collector Pillows

You had me at baubles!

Bring on the baubles!

Bauble

Dressing the tree

Baubles

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Bling Crosby.

'Big advantage!!'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Too Much?

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"Ahem."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

Pirate trying on parrots.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

Panzer Hut.

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

A superhero getting dressed in the morning.