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"Throw me somethin', mister."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Punt Cake

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

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Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

New Age Store.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

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"Are you happy with your current ball?"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Bottletrees.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Your shout!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'