Bead Collector Mugs

"Throw me somethin', mister."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Punt Cake

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'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

New Age Store.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

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"Are you happy with your current ball?"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Bottletrees.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Your shout!"

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'