Belt Buckle Collector Gifts

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

Fat man's expanding waist swallows up his belt.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Servicemen.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Utility Chic.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Count Von Moltke.

Baby blanket.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Beer Sergeant.