Collar Collector Gifts

'HAHAHAHAHA! The 'V-Neck', like that fashion trend is ever going to catch on!'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

Flee Collars.

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"The domestic life sounds pretty cozy. What's that around your neck?"

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Dog in love

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Do you like my bling?

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Mummy?!