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The house that Ruth built.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Handy-lion

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."