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The house that Ruth built.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

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"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

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"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

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