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"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

"I'm fine. She's just a prude."

Dog in love

"Gesundheit!"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Beanirrito"

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Does my head look big in this?'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"I know your mother."

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

'Try his land line.'

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"