Cone Collar Collector Prints

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

"I'm fine. She's just a prude."

Dog in love

"Gesundheit!"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

The First Cone of Shame.

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

'Try his land line.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"I know your mother."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"