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Religious Rain

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Jazz is Invented

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

'Music & Gym'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."