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Coat of Arms

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Queen.

Orthopaedist

"I wonder what this was for."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'How old is this vase?'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

Queen Anne

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'