Crest Collector Gifts

Coat of Arms

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Queen.

"I wonder what this was for."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Orthopaedist

'How old is this vase?'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Queen Anne

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."