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"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Dead Funny

Love linked

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Frog flirting.

Asking out a palm reader.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

I think you're ace

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"She's just being Koi."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Peach flirting with a banana.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Romantic Graffiti

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Tunnel of Like.

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

In Desperate Straits.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"