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Stop obsessing about Ryan Beardsley! I can't! Thing of something else. Ok. What else is there?

So Close..

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Dead Funny

Cupid and Targets

Love linked

I think you're ace

Frog flirting.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Asking out a palm reader.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"She's just being Koi."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Your place or mine?'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Peach flirting with a banana.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Romantic Graffiti

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Tunnel of Like.

In Desperate Straits.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'