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Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Acme Toys Ltd

Teddy Time Bears

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I'm huggable!'

Baby face

Pig's Human Bank

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'Actually, it's Teddy that's the problem-he disapproves of three-in-a-bed!'

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Teddy Bears in the wild

You are the 1 I settled 3

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

How Sheep Sleep

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"Work soft, play soft, Son"

Hugs - 3 for 50p

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

"Need hug."

'Aw - cute!'

"Not your chord! The chute! Pull the chute!"