Collecting Plush Toys T-Shirts

"I don't have that in front of me right now."

A man and his dog

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

'Don't worry, Ma'am! We'll get your boy out of there, no matter how many quarters it takes!'

"Well, this virtual staff party sucks."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Hobby Store

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Rocking horse

Surf Casting

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Lego Haircut

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Slinky Cow World

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

ZOO

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Acme Toys Ltd

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"