Plush Toy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Teddy Bears in the wild

This year's must-have Christmas toy... Cattle Patch Kids.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Acme Toys Ltd

Childlike love

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

One!

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Teddy and friends.

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Help me!

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Inaction Figure

Toys

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"