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"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

"We'll be back in three hours."

Pig's Human Bank

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Busy day

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Teddy and friends.

"Ok, I found a secure line."