Plush Toy Collector Gifts

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

"We'll be back in three hours."

Pig's Human Bank

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Teddy and friends.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."