Soft Toy Collector Gifts

In Case of Emergency, Take Me Out, Hug Me And Cry.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Hugs - 3 for 50p

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

"Don't think I can get you a job here just because we used to sleep together."

"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."

"Not your chord! The chute! Pull the chute!"

"It's lonely at the top, that's why!"

Stupidity - Getting a Teddy to fetch

"Work soft, play soft, Son"

'Actually, it's Teddy that's the problem-he disapproves of three-in-a-bed!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Teddy Time Bears

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

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