Plush Pet Collector Gifts

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'They sure have small litters.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Acme Toys Ltd

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'I'm huggable!'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Cat Boss

Pig's Human Bank

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

Teddy Bears in the wild

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"She's a weiner cat."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

Pick A Lawyer

"Need hug."

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

Teddy Bears