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Orthopaedist

Occu-Pie Mars

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Banana Split...

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"The Eggsorcist"

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Snowmobull

Turtle Hat

Filet minion

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

A trevor of trainspotters

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Whose the new guy?"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.