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'And now, a list of today's professional athlete felony assaults....'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Grace For Flies

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Love at First Sight

"Cat box"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

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Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

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'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'