Cast Collector Pillows

Orthopaedist

Occu-Pie Mars

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Banana Split...

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Snowmobull

"The Eggsorcist"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Turtle Hat

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Filet minion

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

A trevor of trainspotters

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.