Spectacle Collector Pillows

'This is our winter collection. Double glazing.'

'Phew! - Thank goodness today is over. Now we can take off these ridiculous glasses.'

'Admit it, you need to wear spectacles.'

'Collect your glasses.' This is a message from your optician.

Two eyes...two eyes...ha-ha-ha.

"Nothing to worry about, councillor - politicians are usually short sighted."

"I'm incredibly sorry -- I'm not wearing my proper glasses."

Cyclops with regular spectacles says 'It was a buy one, get one free thing.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Barry's newly-invented 'prescription windscreen' tended to alarm most of the other road users.

The public was right

Half Mask, Half Spectacles

"Oi! Mister Van Gogh, you forgot your spectacles again."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

Jazz is Invented

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"What are you doing?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'