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'This is our winter collection. Double glazing.'

'Phew! - Thank goodness today is over. Now we can take off these ridiculous glasses.'

'Admit it, you need to wear spectacles.'

'Collect your glasses.' This is a message from your optician.

Two eyes...two eyes...ha-ha-ha.

"Nothing to worry about, councillor - politicians are usually short sighted."

"I'm incredibly sorry -- I'm not wearing my proper glasses."

Cyclops with regular spectacles says 'It was a buy one, get one free thing.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Barry's newly-invented 'prescription windscreen' tended to alarm most of the other road users.

The public was right

Half Mask, Half Spectacles

"Oi! Mister Van Gogh, you forgot your spectacles again."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

Jazz is Invented

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Six jazz instruments.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'