Plaster Cast Collector Pillows

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Orthopaedist

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Big advantage!!'

"My real son was made of wood."

"You have one, two, three months to live."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Jazz Bagpipes

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"The applications are limitless."

'Made your point.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

"This can't be good."